i have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face
(Source: nnepenthe)
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding anniversary...
- Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
- You: Yeah I know
- Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
